Happy Pump Day Precious! I hope your heels are free of leaves. It’s unpleasant when your heel stabs a crunchy brown leaf and refuses to release. The whole sensual click-clack of heels on hardscape is ruined by the rustling sound. How are you as this fine midweek extravaganza unfolds? I have a question; another oddity.
“Gee Nikki, since I’ve known you I’ve redefined “oddity”!
Oh be nice; remember Santa is watching; I hear he has a Facebook page. Uh oh, I digress.
Do you enjoy fruit? Do you like grapes? Any color, seedless or seeded, do you like them as raisins?
“OMG where are you going with this girl?”
Each morning I enjoy a glass of grapefruit juice with breakfast. If “grape” is a fruit, then what is a “grapefruit”? Makes me think.
“Then maybe you should stop thinking; your hair might catch fire from all the intellectual sparks!”
Okay, since we’re on the fruit and vegetable kick I can ask how the name “eggplant” originated. I thought an egg plant was a chicken.
“Maybe it’s time to call the men from vocabulary control, I think you’ve lost it!”
Yes, I am a bit on the punchy side this morning. I prefer to call it lighthearted amusement. I hope my self-conversation brings at least a hint of a smile to the corners of your painted lips. You deserve to smile, to take life one click less seriously on the intensity dial.
Have a femmtastic and femmilicous day. I hope to see you soon. It’s been too long since we’ve shared a smile!
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